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Finally! peeps and chocolate all wrapped up in one tidy package. Fuck those God damn chocolate Easter Bunnies. Fuck them sideways! I have chocolate with a Peep inside. You're an inferior model, hollow chocolate bunny. Peep innards are where it's at.
Now don't get the impression this is some rich Godiva-like chocolate. It's your standard run-of-the-mill kid chocolate like Hershey's or Nestle. This sphere encompasses one treasured, sole Peep. Because this Peep is so perfectly sealed in, it protects its little Peep body from oxidation. The result is a Peep so soft and fluffy it's like eating harmony materialized. Eating it is a spiritual experience. As it passes your lips you will finally understand why the caged bird sings and what is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more. Just writing this is making me hungry for another. Ah how I long to peel back the foil of this round treasure and hatch the Peep within. Break free little chick, be born!
-Mystie
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