A Christmas Story
Santa kicks Ralphie but he still shoots his eye out.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Grinch kills Christmas then brings it back to life.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Everyone hates Rudolph but Santa can exploit him on Christmas

Frosty the Snowman
Hats will bring snowmen to life but they melt quickly

Miracle on 34th Street
Santa is a crazy man who should be locked up.

Smurfs Christmas
Papa Smurf smurfing smurfs when Santa smurfs the smurfed smurfers.

He-Man & She-Ra - A Christmas Special
Holy shit, even Skeletor loves kids and puppies on Christmas.

A Charlie Brown Christmas
Fixing up pathetic trees is the real meaning of Christmas.

Garfield Christmas
Even Grandma Arbuckle had a sex life at one time.

It's a Wonderful Life
Guardian angels can show how much life sucks without you.