A Christmas Story
Santa kicks Ralphie but he still shoots his eye out.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The Grinch kills Christmas then brings it back to life.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Everyone hates Rudolph but Santa can exploit him on Christmas
Frosty the Snowman
Hats will bring snowmen to life but they melt quickly
Miracle on 34th Street
Santa is a crazy man who should be locked up.
Papa Smurf smurfing smurfs when Santa smurfs the smurfed smurfers.
He-Man & She-Ra - A Christmas Special
Holy shit, even Skeletor loves kids and puppies on Christmas.
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Fixing up pathetic trees is the real meaning of Christmas.
Even Grandma Arbuckle had a sex life at one time.
It's a Wonderful Life
Guardian angels can show how much life sucks without you.
Christmas is a special time of year for watching movies by one of the Christmas trees in the living room.