Stella: Hey ya'll! Stella here with my hot new talk show, Toy Talk! Here we're gonna interview some of the hottest toys on the shiz-elf! HOLLA! Let's give it up for our first guest -- Boulder, defender of the Rocklords!
Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Boulder: Thank you, thank you.
Stella: Have a seat. Now Boulder, you've been defending the Rocklords for centuries, is this correct?
Boulder: Yes, you could, in fact, say I've rocked the world!
Stella: I could, but I won't. Now, someone brought you here today to confess a secret to you. Do you recognize this voice?
Mystery Voice: My love for you is hot like MASSIVE VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS OF LAVA!!
Boulder: Oh holy shit. Magma? Magma what the fuck is going on?
Stella: You're right, baby! Please give a warm welcome to Maaaaaaaagma!
Boulder: Oh shit. Oh shit, not on fucking TV. Holy shit.
Magma: You've been hiding this forever. I can't take the lies anymore. Boulder has been pounding me like a jack hammer for years!
Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stella: But that's not the only secret you've been keeping, now is it?
Magma: No. It isn't. I've been cheating on you.
Boulder: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Stella: Oh no you didn't! Bring out Pumice!
Boulder: A rock?! You've been cheating on me with a fucking chunk of rock?
Magma: Well she doesn't hide her true feeling about me like you do! I'm tired of playing this love/hate game! I need you to hold me, to cuddle me and tell me everything is gonna be alright.
Boulder: YOU CHEAP FUCKING TAWDRY WHORE! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY MAN!! YOU SKANK ASS BITCH!!
Magma: Back off! Stop it! STOP IT!
Stella: SECURITY!!
Security: Woah, woah, now break it up!
Boulder: Oh Magma, I'm so sorry.
Stella: Are you gonna take this two-timer back?
Magma: I'm sorry, too, my sweet rock candy.
Boulder: I promise, I won't hide our love anymore. I need your flaming igneous eruptions to fill my deep rocky caverns.
Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stella: Alright! Stella saves the day for these two rock-hard flamers! The lesson here is, you don't need to be ashamed of your partner. After all, you could be fucking the holes in a chunk of pumice. Tune in next week!
