Sesame Street isn't always just numbers and colors.
In their specials you learned the essentials of the
essential like. DON'T EAT THE PICTURES! Oh sure, it
seems simple enough, but I assure you, it happens. So
for your sake, for my sake, for the safety of the children,
please don't eat the pictures on this site. It won't
be good for digestion.
The story starts out simple enough. The gang from Sesame
Street is taking some kids to the Metropolitan museum
for the day. They all giggle and laugh and point at
the impressionist pictures. Bert gets his jollies staring
at a cement pigeon and then whisks Ernie away to a closed
off display for some hot homuppet sex. Or so one would
assume. Before long the museum closes, but where is
Big Bird? He's gone off to look for his imaginary friend,
Mr. Snuffalupagus! I guess we should all look at him.
Oh no! We're locked in! We'll have to spend the night.
 
"Bit cold up there?"
Oscar found the room meant just for him
-- the broken statue room. It just so happens a majority
of these statues are also completely nekkid. Unless
Oscar enjoyed this one so much he ripper her apart!
Nothing warms ya up like some hot, trashy sex. Har har
har!
Meanwhile, Big Bird finally finds Snuffy
AND a new "imaginary" friend. He's an Egyptian
Prince named Taho who has spent thousands of years under
a terrible curse. His cat is invisible and he can't
join his mother and father in the sky until he answers
the riddle "Where does today meet yesterday?"
Although Snuffy does try to help, saying answers like,
"At the Teddy Bear Picnic" aren't really helping
very much. But then again, perhaps his brain is also
imaginary.
 
AND THE SINGING INSUES!!! Made for TV
kids specials always have the greatest songs imaginable.
Cookie monster is accompanied by three Cookie Angels
in the chorus of "Don't Eat the Pictures."
Instead of eating the almond eyes of the statues and
tasting the delicately aged flavors of the mummies,
Cookie Monster settles for the museum brochure instead.
AND YET MORE SINGING ENSUES!!!! In Grover's
search for Big Bird, he asks the local suit of armor
if he has seen his tall yellow friend. Having no response,
he assumes the suit to be shy and transforms into SUPERGROVER
to make him less apprehensive. And if that weren't enough,
he strikes a few melodies about how much he wants to
befriend him and go... yes.... bowling. Mad crazy medievalbowling.
I hope they fired the watchman for this
one.
 
Eventually Prince solves the riddle.
"Where does today meet yesterday?" And finally
he responds "In a museum!" Now comes the hard
part, Osiris must weigh his heart with a feather. But
being the lord of the underworld doesn't allow much
time for plucking feathers, and Prince can not take
the test for no feather appears. Thank the stars for
Big Bird, who offers one of his own. The weighing begins
and Prince actually FAILS!!! But when Big Bird offers
to let him live with him on Sesame Street, his heart
finally lifts and he can go to be a star with his parents
and his now visible cat.
Then cookies monster eats and entire
hot dog stand. Uhm yum yum yum yum!!!! So what did our
friends from Sesame Street think of this little adventure?
Damn straight.
mystie@crowncombo.com
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