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9/15/13 - 1,200 Mini Stickers
Back to school. A time to say good-bye to Mr. Tastee,
beat up the ocean, and get as much school booty as your
parents can afford. After all, who would sit with the
kid packing lunch in a plain brown bag over a kid with a
brand new Ninja Turtles insulated lunch bag with mini
drink bottle? Only the school rejects, which I assure
you, I would know nothing of! Har har har!
After the wee bitty bits have gone back to school, there
is one other tradition, of course... THE BACK TO SCHOOL
CLEARANCE SALES!!! The shelf space is soon needed
for candy corn, squishy eyeballs and singing dancing goblins.
All leftovers MUST GO! And I was lucky enough to happen
upon a nights worth of fun for a mere quarter. 1,200 mini
stickers. What exactly will one do with that many stickers?
Simple. What I've always wanted to do with stickers since
I was a wee bitty bit in school..... cover myself
It seemed an easy enough task, sure. But
after a while I realized this was going to occupy most
of my night. And I hadn't even eaten my pudding cup yet.
I started with randomly putting a few on at first, but
this method was soon proven faulty. Before I began on
the agonizing task of seeing how many stickers it would
take to cover my entire face, I popped in my recently
acquired DVD of Adventures in Babysitting. Because if
I ever broke my VHS copy, I wouldn't have been able to
watch it for the 15,895 time. Right about when Christy
was picking up Brenda from the horrific night full of
dirty city folk, I was just putting on the last few stickers.
And here we have the results....
It took a grand total
of 448 stickers to coat my entire face.
Thank God they were acid free, but I still
could barely move my face to even smile in the pictures!